Hi Joe! Hey, thank you SO much for coming and donating your time for the American Cancer Society Relay for Life. I really appreciate it and want you to know that I got a lot of positive feedback about you from people attending... even my Mom thought you were great! I will continue to do my part to get your name and business out to the community because I really like your work and your way with the kids. You're real good Joe - and I'm not just saying that - I mean it! I definitely will be in touch with you again for next year's relay. By the way, we raised $35,000+ this weekend for the American Cancer Society!! Thanks again Joe! - American Cancer Society's Relay for Life - Kimberly S.
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It has never been easier
to listen to Joe's band
Cosmic Ozzies!
Each time you push the button,
you get a whole new mix!
This works best with
Winamp Media Player.
Download it here for free.
<== Click on the button to
start playing music right now
{computer sounds}
{ringtones}
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Joe's silly computer sounds are here!
Replace your boring computer sounds with Joe's funny sounds!
Not quite sure how? Well, click here for a short tutorial! Another option
is to
click here to download all the sounds at once, in a zipped folder!
Asterisk sound (sounds like a cow mooing)
close program sound (sounds like a pop)
complete navigation sound (sounds like a kitty meowing)
critical battery sound (a "baby" fusses, with increasing intensity!)
critical stop sound (sounds like 'bibbity-bobbity')
default sound ("Hey, Joe!")
device connect sound ("Uh, something just got, like, plugged in!")
device disconnect sound ("Uh, you just disconnected that!")
exclamation sound (sounds like a bleating goat)
exit windows sound("Yeah, well - I didn't want to talk to you anymore either!")
fax sent sound ("Your fax has been sent!")
low battery sound (makes a 'ku-kaw' warning sound)
maximize sound (makes a 'vshrup!' sound)
menu command sound(says, "Scooby doo" really fast)
menu popup sound (says, "Scooby doo" pretty fast)
minimize sound (Makes a 'shhhhhp' sound)
open program sound ("Neener")
program error sound ("Does not compute, does not... burrr...")
restore down sound (makes a 'veeshrhp!' sound)
restore up sound ("bup-bup-bup-bup-bup!")
select sound (sounds like a chicken bocking)
start navigation sound ("La!")
start windows sound (short beat-box session)
Extra bonus sound (crying "baby")
{Cosmic Ozzies}
{ringtones}
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Media Player Recommendations -
We recommend using Nullsoft's WinAmp media player which you can get here for free;
Apple's free Quicktime media player also works well with these files;
Don't have Windows Media Player? Click here for free download.
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